There’s nothing to eat
so take a puff and grab a beer
Everyone here is lonely
So you have nothing to fear
Living ain’t easy
but dying is too hard
We have to soldier on
so make yourself a bard
The good books have all been written
The bad ones have all been read
There’s nothing new under the sun
Why don’t you join me in this warm bed
Tell me a story
I want a romance
It doesn’t have to be a good one
I’m ready to take that chance