Advice I Wish I Had When I Started Dancing

  1. Don’t apologize for making mistakes. Mistakes are going to happen, a lot, and apologizing is immediately annoying.
  2. Never show fear. Women can smell fear from a mile away. Just pretend to be confident.
  3. Bounce on the balls of your feet. That’s how you keep yourself in sync with the music, and how you keep her in sync with you.
  4. Listen for the drum. Your foot should hit the ground every time the base thumps.
  5. Smile. Of the 1,000,000 things to remember to do, smiling is in the top 100.

What do you think? Right? Wrong? Pure poppycock?