What I Want For My Last Meal

I want to die at 100 years old, and I want to die by eating the following meal. These are all of my favorite foods, and now that I’m dieting, they’re all I can think about.


  • a big pile of crispy hash browns
  • 2 jumbo eggs over medium
  • a slab of ham
  • a pile of bacon
  • sausage links
  • spicy italian sausage
  • maple syrup
  • blueberry pancakes
  • cinnamon french toast
  • 2 slices of buttered texas toast
  • an extra tall mocha latte with extra froth and extra whip cream and a chocolate drizzle on top
  • Cinnamon rolls
  • cherry strudel
  • butter croissants
  • croissants with chocolate inside and drizzled on top
  • A big glass of fresh, cold, raw milk
  • a glass of extra pulpy orange juice


  • 1/3rd pound Angus burger, with an egg, sharp cheddar cheese, brie, avocado, jalapeño, sweet grilled onions, ketchup, spicy chipotle mayo, BBQ sauce, onion rings, with a pretzel bun
  • crispy french fries
  • spicy potato salad
  • mac and cheese
  • a glass of Dr. Pepper, Cotton Candy Faygo, Peach Faygo, Pinaple soda, Mtn Dew Voltage, Creme Soda
  • Extra cheesy quesadilla w/ salsa, sour cream, and pico de gallo
  • Chipotle burrito
  • Pepperoni and ham pizza
  • Mango blueberry smoothie


  • Slab of lamb
  • Las Vegas roll of sushi
  • a bowl of brown rice
  • Orange chicken
  • a microwave bowl of ramen
  • pad curry
  • Mint Chocolate chip milkshake


  • Reece’s peanut butter cups
  • chocolate bars
  • peanut butter
  • vanilla yogurt parfait