I want to die at 100 years old, and I want to die by eating the following meal. These are all of my favorite foods, and now that I’m dieting, they’re all I can think about.
Breakfast:
- a big pile of crispy hash browns
- 2 jumbo eggs over medium
- a slab of ham
- a pile of bacon
- sausage links
- spicy italian sausage
- maple syrup
- blueberry pancakes
- cinnamon french toast
- 2 slices of buttered texas toast
- an extra tall mocha latte with extra froth and extra whip cream and a chocolate drizzle on top
- Cinnamon rolls
- cherry strudel
- butter croissants
- croissants with chocolate inside and drizzled on top
- A big glass of fresh, cold, raw milk
- a glass of extra pulpy orange juice
Lunch:
- 1/3rd pound Angus burger, with an egg, sharp cheddar cheese, brie, avocado, jalapeño, sweet grilled onions, ketchup, spicy chipotle mayo, BBQ sauce, onion rings, with a pretzel bun
- crispy french fries
- spicy potato salad
- mac and cheese
- a glass of Dr. Pepper, Cotton Candy Faygo, Peach Faygo, Pinaple soda, Mtn Dew Voltage, Creme Soda
- Extra cheesy quesadilla w/ salsa, sour cream, and pico de gallo
- Chipotle burrito
- Pepperoni and ham pizza
- Mango blueberry smoothie
Dinner:
- Slab of lamb
- Las Vegas roll of sushi
- a bowl of brown rice
- Orange chicken
- a microwave bowl of ramen
- pad curry
- Mint Chocolate chip milkshake
Dessert
- Reece’s peanut butter cups
- chocolate bars
- peanut butter
- vanilla yogurt parfait